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had to buy it again
I love this DVD. I had the original release but had to buy the unrated version. Totally worth it just for the comic book and sketch booklet alone.

Great movie, smells like sequel
First off, this wasn't intended to be a vampire/werewolf movie, it was intended to be an action movie with vampires/werewolves. That said, this is a really fun movie! You may have heard it said that all the creator did was splice 'the Matrix' and 'Blade' together, and while i can see why people would think that, the result is, in some ways, greater than the sum of its parts. The characters are good and authentic (thanks to good acting), the story is good, the action is great. What's even better: the last scene all but puts up a neon sign saying "SEQUEL". Yay! Although the inevitable sequel won't have the awesomely high originality factor that this, the original, has, it will still be awesome. SO, whether you get this extended version or the original, you will be satisfied.

For the Sake of Humanity!
In the world of cinema, there are always the awful films, but there are also those films which are not necessarily written poorly or are incredibly stupid, but are just as abominable. Underworld, starring Kate Beckinsale, is a film without purpose and a film that millions of dollars on which should not have been spent. Out of the goodness of my heart, I decided to lend myself to another for a few hours--I decided to watch this pile of garbage to be nice. I knew it was going to be boring and inane, but yet I agreed. To my chagrin, at the end of the first scene my eyes were already beginning to glaze over. "This soon?" I thought and wanted to die of boredom--thinking of the tedium of the hour and a half to ensue. All right, all right. I've made my point. I don't like this film. Surely there are people that do, and to you I say, "Whatever." Underworld does have nice special effects, but the effects are definitely ones we've seen before. The thing about this movie which is most unbearable is its inhumanity. There was nothing human at all in this film. Thus, I would say to the makers of this film, "You don't write about anything that is human, so why would you think any human would want to see this?" Well, I suppose there are a lot of crazy science fiction fans running around, liking all of this automaton crap. But I don't like it. I'd rather be a human. Anyhow, I implore you: instead of wasting your time watching Underworld, why don't you read a book, talk to a friend, help somebody out, learn to play a musical instrument, stare at the wall and use your brain for a couple of hours? Write an Amazon review! For the sake of mankind, don't waste your time watching Underworld.

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