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Release Date: 12 January, 1999 Retail Price: $24.99 Sorry, this product is not currently available. Cast: Complete Cast (10 total) |
Tiger Bay Reviews
Hayley Mills. The Magnificent Seven duck for cover.
Hayley Mills. She's the thief that stole my heart. Resistance is futile. There's only one Hayley Mills. This is fortunate. Two would make 'Black Hawk Down' look like a CND march. She's the radioactive little scamp of whom Mohammed Ali allegedly whimpered "blimey, I'm off to the rumble in the jungle".
In this movie our Haze demolishes half of Wales in the pursuit of true lurve. Bullets cannot faze her. Cars bounce off her. Murderers melt before her gaze. Arnold Swarzenegger pleads a prior engagement. Stephen Seagal...well, we won't bother about him. Actually, Wales is already quite dangerous before four foot nothing of Hayley goes into action. She is a witness to a murder so the police want her to help them with their enquiries. But first they have to catch her. There are no SWAT teams in Wales so they are immediately in trouble. Next to her, Richard Kimble has rickets. It takes 15 officers and a bus to stop her. They should have sent an armoured truck. Resistance is futile.
The murderer is played by Horst Bucholz, the only member of 'The Magnificent Seven' people can't remember in pub quizes. The police discover that Bucholz has gone to board a ship and escape Britain, so they chase to the docks. The whole universe loves Hayley and throws various impediments in the way of the car but to no avail. Once on board the ship, the chief inspector, played by real life father John Mills, wants our Haze to identify the culprit and gives her a very stern lecture on the importance of honesty and morality. Being a modern Miss, our Haze quickly comes to the conclusion as to what really matters in life...Looks! Give Mr Bucholz a recording contract. Preferably Ricky Martin's. She won't give up the bad guy who is forced to reveal himself when she rather expediently falls over board. They are both rescued. He hugs her. She weeps. He hugs her some more. Oh, how I hate him. But not even Hannibal Lector would harm a hair on Hayley's head. Resistance is futile. I recently saw a picture of her at her father's birthday celebrations and she hasn't aged a bit.
COMING NEXT: Hayley invades Mars. Rockets fly! Laser's zap! RESISTANCE IS.....
"Hayley Mills' Debut at 12 in "Tiger Bay"
Hayley Mills in her first non-Disney movie debut. At the tender age of 12,she plays Gillie,a girl who sees everything in "Tiger Bay". John Mills (Hayley's father) stars as the police detective in this movie about how Gillie witnesses a murder,and tries not to tell the truth about the Polish sailor Bronislav Korchinski (Horst Buchholtz). If you never seen this movie,get it today!
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