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Release Date: 30 July, 2002 Retail Price: $7.98 OUR Price: $7.98 You SAVE: $0.00! Cast: |
The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues Reviews
Whale Dung...
PHANTOM FROM 10,000 LEAGUES is one of those movies that induces a state of near-hypnosis, before deep REM sleep sets in. Kent Taylor could well be the dullest leading man to ever saunter onto a movie set! His Dr. Ted Stevens is a snore-a-minute mannequin in a suit. Anyway, Stevens must investigate a series of deaths (don't worry, they're boring too) that have occurred at the hands (fins) of a creature, obviously designed / constructed by a team of monkeys with mittens on. This "phantom" is almost as frightening as Sigmund The Sea Monster, and looks nowhere near as realistic. Of course, radiation is to blame, causing the soggy sea-turd to attack local rowboat enthusiasts without mercy. This film goes out of it's way to be non-entertaining! I mean, at least CREATURE FROM HAUNTED SEA had some moronic humor to balance out the ridiculous monster and "tension"! This one's a real dogfish...
For collectors of pure crap
This was a waste of time. When watching this movie the real challange is to stay focused and watch the whole thing through. The photography is dismal to say the least, the monster is another rubber suit that was recycled from/into other monsters from this genre, and the plot is dreadful.
For a one word review, imagine Homer Simpson's voice here.... "Boring."
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