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The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the StringRating:
Release Date: 25 March, 2003 Retail Price: $19.99 OUR Price: $17.99 You SAVE: $2.00! Cast: Complete Cast (11 total) |
The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String Reviews
Least Effort Ever...
This movie, if you can call it that, has to be the laziest movie ever filmed. It doesn't try to be serious at any point. It jsut tries to be funny and stupid. It isn't erotic, it isn't that funny (well actually it is hilarious, but you are laughing at the movie).
The movie was filmed in some park in New Jersey. It is about 3 Throbbits who are horny bisexual beings who meet up with Smirnoff, the wizard who entrusts them with a quest to destroy the evil g-string. It doesn't seem so bad when you just talk about it, but seeing how horribly lazy this film is, the satire ends there.
Comparing this to sexploitation satires of the warly 70s this is weak and amateurish. The actors make no attempt to stay in character or to actually, dear lord, act. It is just pathetic and sadly enough it is not at all erotic. The girls are not really that attractive, and do not get it on nearly enough to make this movie a full fledged porno.
Thus, the movie is stuck in a rut. It has neither enough story nor erotica. It is hilarious, but only hilarious in the way that a retard drinking water from a hose is hilarious and frankly the retard is more interesting.
For those Who Thought Lord of The Rings was too Geeky
Come on. You got the "one g-string" Who doesn't like hot naked people in a very funny porn parody of LOTR. This is great. Plus you got hottie hot hottie Misty Mundae. She likes to do things. Can't let the erotic-y g-string fall onto the bodies of evildoers can you? This is on every time we get a free weekend of Cinemax of HBO on out sattellite. I think this is the movie that sells people to buy HBO. Fun and sexy.
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