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The Fast and the Furious (Widescreen Tricked Out Edition) Customer Reviews (52 - 54 of 59 Reviews)

A Fast and Furious a MAJOR Blowout
This film was recommended to me by a friend who knew I love good action movies.... so I BOUGHT this one and the sequel too! I was really disappointed, especially since the night before I saw MATRIX RELOADED, which is 10 times the action movie this bomb is. The plot on this turkey is so dumb that only a 12 year old could enjoy it. A pretty boy blonde cop goes "undercover" to live among an east L.A. car racing gang that likes to steal, carry weapons, engages in road rage, and are generally are obsessed with sex kittens and beer. The cop does everything he can to get found out by the thugs... he falls in love with one of the girlfriends of the gangmembers, picks fights with them, and says he has NO money, but drives a car with tens of thousands of dollars worth of upgrades to his car... and doesnt even mind putting it up as a wager in a couple of races... make sense? Okay... he ultimately makes friends with the leader of the gang and makes friends with him then actually feels sorry for him in the end and gives the car the police department gave him at the end of the final race!! Good grief!

Life's 10 Important Lessons - courtesy of Hollywood
1) If you break the law you are cool, if you don't break the law you are not cool.

2) You get all the hotties if you are cool.

3) If you are cool you can afford a nice house, parties, and fast cars without having a job.

4) You make friends with cool people by beating up uncool people.

5) If you are rich and asian, you must be a gangster.

6) Properly tuned 4 and 6-cylinder engines have just as much top end as supercharged V8's and V12's (but V8's can do wheelies.)

7) It's ok to let your friends sleep with your sister, as long as you threaten to break their face first.

8) A woman's purpose in life is to sleep with cool guys.

9) No one ever dies as a result of street racing.

10) There are no ugly women at car shows.

The movie gets two stars because of the racing scenes (hey, gotta give credit where it's due). Besides, we weren't really expecting oscar material, right? Looking at the other reviews on this site, apparently girls only need a couple of hot guys in the movie to be happy. So sad. Maybe this is actually a chick flick?

Anyways kiddies, review these lessons and use the enclosed coupons on your Toyotas, Hondas and Acuras. Natural selection will take care of the rest.

Derek (who is "uncool" because he doesn't use words like "sick" and "phat" in his reviews)

i'm going to be a racer now
i loved this movie i am going to go right out and buy a 1989 cheverolet comaro ss . i will tune it up with stuff like noz.
it is going to wheelie like dom's charger. my favorite car in the movie is the black honda civics. well i was getting of topic this movie is very good they hijack trucks. they al;so drag race a lot. i love this movie and its followeup 2fast2furious.

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