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Release Date: 03 February, 2004 Retail Price: $9.98 OUR Price: $9.98 You SAVE: $0.00! Cast: Complete Cast (12 total) |
The Astronaut's Wife Reviews
Only Johnny
I saw this movie and thought What a really dumb movie with no plot. I can sum it up in two seconds. Astronaut goes into space loses contact for two minutes comes back to earth. Wife becomes preganat, Finds out her husband is different. Babys are aleins.Anyway over all I did like only because of Johnnys Performance. Playing a southern suducter. To just being plain hot. His high lights are hot hell he is fine in this movie. His voice is amazing. Only The actress the played his wife played a weak performance and not very good acting. Over all strange Flick but, great hot leading man oh Johnny you are great in every movie no matter how bad.Rent but dont buy unless you love johnny and his hotness loves it lol.
Boring and Stupid
The Astronaut's Wife, starring Johnny Depp and Charlize Theron was a major disappointment. My husband and I have what we call the 30-Minute Rule when it comes to watching DVD's. Since our spare time is so limited, if we are not completely engrossed in the movie at the end of 30 minutes, we stop and put something else on.
I'm sorry to say that The Astronaut's Wife did not make it past the 30-Minute rule. In fact, I found myself watching the timer, wishing the minutes would go by faster so we could find a better way to waste our time.
The first thing is, the movie is slow. Very, very, very slow. There are lots of camera angles on Charlize Theron looking thoughtful, Charlize looking pensive, Charlize looking worried, Charlize looking scared, Charlize looking sad- well, you get the idea. Everything seems to happen as though we are watching it through a very long tunnel-- noises are slightly muted and have an "out-of-body" sound to them.
Even Johnny Depp is not enough to save this movie. The feeling I generally get when watching Johnny Depp in a role is that nobody else could have played that part because he makes it so much his own. In this instance, however, I can think of a dozen different actors who could have played the part, and we wouldn't have noticed the difference.
If you must watch it, put it on fast forward and read the subtitles. That way you'll get it over with faster.
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