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TERMINATOR 3 ???
Anyone who likes this movie IS A STUPID RETARTED WASTE OF LIFE!!!Just to remind the SPASTICS in the world,in T2 all the research and documents were BLOWN UP plus the arm and the chip from the first terminator were melted "DUH"!Terminator 3,Skynet = RETARDS!!!

Termination...unknown?
So here's the rundown. Machines will kill humans, but California's governor won't. Add yourself one particularly annoying machine disguised as an annoying chick, and you've got this movie.

Actually, it wasn't altogether a gag-flick ("Gag" referring to a muscle spasm in the throat prior to vomiting, not a type of joke). Arnold's back again, and this time he's fighting a new terminator, and this one actually knocks off a few of its targets before being turned into pencil shavings. This new terminator is a lot like the one from Terminator 2, with all the liquid-metal junk, but as any chick-robot would do, this one only uses that power to look pretty. So how does she fight? One word: Accessories. Her right hand can do this cute little Transformer act and apparently turn into all sorts of weapons such as a flame thrower, a plasma cannon, and I'm sure a mascara brush is included in there somewhere. Arnold is back with his custom shotgun loaded with slugs (anyone who has played any FPS since Doom has to respect the value of such a weapon), and the humans use whatever they can to waste bullets ruining the chick-bot's makeup. Seriously, that's all she does.

So yeah, a bunch of stuff happens, some terribly animated lame puppet robots shoot people, and chick-bot dies in a major hissy fit. Don't believe me? Watch that robot die and just TELL me she isn't planning to spread all sorts of nasty rumors about the Arnold-bot to get back at him for blowing her up.

Action scenes were well enough done, especially a pretty cool car chase involving a crane. Gotta love that. Plot...well, I was glad for the ending of the movie, which nicely didn't end in a "Hooray we saved the world again" manner as I had suspected. The world does indeed get wasted, but we're gonna win in the end anyway as long as John Conner survives, or at least that's what they tell us. I think the writers thought to appeal to the 3 women in the audience by trying to pass it off as a love-story twist at the end, but come on...Chick-Bot didn't even get to go to the Princess' Slumber Party in Genovia. No girl would be fooled into liking a movie that didn't include that.

As for cast, well, no one in the world could ever be Terminator except Arnie, let's accept that as truth. John Conner is played by a rather weird-looking runty little guy, but he manages to do a decent show. Claire Danes somehow manages to co-star with him (or with Arnold, take your pick), and actually fires a gun once in the movie in an Avenge-my-Daddy's-Death chick-rage (similar to Princess Vespa's "He shot my hair!" rampage in Space Balls). And of course, Chick-bot is played by some chick that a few men might consider to be hot. Apparently the director did, which is why she got the part. I think she had 2 lines the entire movie.

Oh wait, I can't forget the scene where Chick-bot captured the hearts of american families across the country. Remember her cool liquid metal cosmetics? Well she can also use them to make her breasts grow. She uses this when she gets pulled over by a cop. Oh, you are so clever, Chick-bot!! Too bad she totally blows it out the window when she ends up killing the cop anyway and taking his gun, thus clearly showing that the whole boob-growing concept was really an expression of the director's perverted nature screaming to get out. Poor, poor man. Let us all pity him now.

Great dvd
I just found this at Walmart for $3.88 can not believe it !!!!!

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