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...Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda Apophis
The Star Wars Trilogy is mentioned by Bart Simpson as a good war in Bart The General. Bart Simpson is also called the Prince of Pranks in a comic book. That should be motivation for Princes William and Harry that you can be a Prince and a General at the same time. Apparently an old code for Americas Nuclear War Football was .222 toothmarks Yes Obi Wan neat aw. It sounds like 2222 Bob Yes Juanita from an old McLean and McLean comedy sketch. The CIA headquarters is in McLean Virginia get it? The .222 toothmarks were put on a shell casing by assasin File. Obi Wan refers to star wars jedi knight hero Obi Wan Kenobi. Apparently President Jack Kennedy came up with the codewords and its a psych test so do not laugh at it. Thank God American Shadow President Jack Kennedy is still alive. Hopefully Jacks clone will be ready to take his place some day. I do not mind being American Shadow Vice President for life. To Friendly KI Alien Earths Skipper DEMETER while I respect the decision you make to stop Global Warming and save the planet I cannot as 22nd in command of Earth sign the plan for the superflu because I am not a murderer or suicidal. I hope that you will understand that I have the courage of my convictions. I can reccomend all 6 Star Wars movies.

awesome!
These movies are so great. It's like "Dancing with the Stars" meets "The War at home!"

George Lucas, leave your films alone!
Although I'm only a young teenager and have never seen STAR WARS in the theater, I have seen the original version and enjoy it. It's one of my favorite series. When the DVD set came out, I asked for it for Christmas. I watch "A New Hope". I get to the part with Greedo holding Han up. Wait! What was that? Greedo shot Han first!! What was that?! WHAT WAS THAT?!

Next, we get to the part where Han is preparing the Falcon for the trip to Alderaan. Wait! What's that? It's an amazingly crappy CGI Jabba the Hut! Hold on, I don't recall seeing that in the original! Hmmm...

I watch "Empire" next. It gets to the part where Vader contacts the emperor. Wait! What's that? It's not Clive Revill, like we saw in the original, but Ian McDiarmid! He looks kind of lopsided and "slapped-in" sort of. Well, that wasn't in the original! I'm beginning to sense a pattern...

I watch "Return of the Jedi". I'm watching it, and most of it seems intact (seems being the operative word here). It gets to the end and shows the celebration. Wait! I see a few extra planets there! Is that...NABOO?! Oh well. It gets to the end. We see Luke. Then we see Yoda, Obi-Wan, WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?! IS THAT HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN?! WHAT IS THAT?!!!!!

Okay, Lucas, buddy, you need to listen to your fans and understand that WE DON'T LIKE YOUR CHANGES. I mean some things were barely noticeable, but Hayden Christensen replacing Sebastian Shaw was just ridiculous. Not to mention, Hayden was like, 2 years old when "Return" was even filmed! Why don't you go ahead and put Hayden in place when Luke removes Vader's helmet since you love putting him in in other places! Lucas better not make a habit out of this...

Oh, notice that "Empire" was the best of the three, and it WASN'T directed by George Lucas...

He's absolutely butchering these wonderful movies that made his fat rear-end filthy rich in the first place! I hoped to show these movies to my kids someday when I've grown (no, I *DON'T* have kids; I'm a young teen, I mean when I'm married and all someday), in hopes that they would love these films just as much as I did. George is destroying the legacy that is Star Wars that was adored by generations and will be by many many generations to come! If you like these changes, please speak up, so I may fire a slug in your terribly diluted brain...

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