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Release Date: 22 July, 2003 Retail Price: $9.98 OUR Price: $9.98 You SAVE: $0.00! Cast: Complete Cast (8 total) |
Skyscraper Reviews
NOTHING BUT THE BREAST
SKYSCRAPER is in one word, awful. Anna Nicole Smith wouldn't know how to act, and once you've seen her watermelons once, they're not all that attractive. The two love scenes with the wimpy background songs are some of the worst ever put on celluloid. The acting is all around atrocious, especially Charles Hubere in the role of Fairfax, the Shakespeare spouting rastaman. When Anna spouts off to her cop husband, that she wants a baby, you just wanna stick a binkie in her mouth, but not one as big as hers or she'd gag.
Which is just what one must do to survive this horrifying cinematic waste!
One Rocket Charlie!!!
Skyscraper is a movie starring Anna Nicole Smith, and it co-stars her breasts. I must say that Ms. Smith should be jealous of her co-stars, as they get all of the good scenes, while sadly she must stand behind them and deliver her lines in a kind of stuper. Also the movie has a great villain, in the part of Zorkov, I think, who pummels every line he delivers like a blow to the skull..."CIAO BELLO!!!" When Carrie the helicopter pilot is in the helicopter, look close as you can see the REAL pilots shoulder in some scenes when she is suppose to be alone. Anyway, it's been a while since I have seen this movie, but I do remember the strong parts, that is: lots or running, lots of screaming, tons of shooting, and of course, Anna Nicole Smiths huge naked breasts.
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