Python II

Rating: FULL SKULL BABY! Half Skull, Meh. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
Release Date: 03 June, 2003

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Snakes Have To Be Done With, After This! FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
A genetically modified super-python, dropped on Russia by the Americans at some point for some reason or other, is captured. But the plane carrying the snake is shot down by Chechens. The cargo is recaptured and taken to a base. A husband-and-wife team of cargo haulers are engaged for no truly logical reason by a CIA team to go the base, where the snake is to be stolen and taken back to the States. Unfortunately, the snake is already loose. "Loose" is also a good word for the plot, which doesn't make any sense. Needless confusion is created by having supposedly American characters (with names like "MacEwan") played by Russian actors. Huh? And the FX are strictly cheeseball. So, is this a good film? No. However, for all those fans of low-budget 50s monster movies, this is something that should appreciated at that level. Python 2 (along with its predecessor and other films such as Octopus, Komodo, Spiders and so on) are the contemporary equivalents of Beginning of the End and The Black Scorpion. So what's not to love?

Very basic stuff: cast and director filmographies, a still gallery, and trailers for both Python movies and Venomous. The menu's main page is scored and animated, as are the transitions.

Strictly for the serious trash fanciers out there, and you know who you are.

It watched it on fast forward! FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
Except for two cuties: William Zabka and Dana Ashbrook! Especially Dana who constantly having a hard-on!

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