Polyester

Polyester

Rating: FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff.
Release Date: 07 September, 2004

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Polyester Reviews


John Waters fans, get over yourselves... FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
I get it that this is a cult movie for afficionados of John Waters.

None of that changes the fact that it has not aged well, despite the fact that Tab Hunter IS kind of cute.

Okay, I do kind of like the "odorama" gimmick. But that's not enough to redeem this seedy, pseudo-subversive film. I do understand that the obvious charges against it -- sad, sorry, sexist, stupid, stereotyped, shoddy, etc. -- are beside the point; the response from defenders can only be "DUH!" Of course that's the point. Outrage! (with a capital O!!)

But really is that enough of a point? No, I don't think so. This bizarre and tired film will deservedly sink to oblivion with (not very much) time -- and good luck to it! I wouldn't wish watching it on my worst enemy. Life is too short to spend ANY of it on such low-budget dreck.

I definitely recommend against wasting your money here!

Odorama is right FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
OK. This movie was just bad. So bad I had to get a thesaurus to adequately communicate the stench...a stench so foul I still have my windows open to clear the air (even though it's 14 degrees out tonight):

abominable, amiss, atrocious, awful, bad news, beastly, blah, bottom out, bummer, careless, cheap, cheesy, crappy, cruddy, crummy, defective, deficient, diddly, dissatisfactory, downer, dreadful, garbage, god-awful, gross, grungy, icky, inadequate, inferior, junky, lousy, not good, off, poor, raunchy, rough, sad, scuzzy, sleazeball, sleazy, slipshod, stinking, substandard, synthetic, the pits.

Maybe I'm understating it a bit, though...

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