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Better described as "Pearl Horror" FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
Unfortunately, I can't give this zero stars, much less negative numbers . . .

I've seen better writing on cereal boxes.

When an Alan Smithee is still just too good. FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
When a film went so horrendously wrong (examples: Pearl Harbor, Armaggedon, The Rock) that even an Alan Smithee won't do, there's only one name that will. Give it the ole "Directed by Michael Bay".

C'mon seriously, you didn't believe there was one guy who would create all these horrible movies, be able to keep his job and wish to claim credit on them all?



A block-BUST-er FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
This Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay bomb (so to speak) has great special effects but a very weak, predictable plot. Bruckheimer and Bay didn't get it right with "Armageddon" either and apparently don't understand that special effects alone don't make a movie good. They really love Ben Affleck don't they? He can't act period. I gave it 2 stars only for the special effects, otherwise it's a 1 star bust. See the movie Tora!Tora!Tora! if you want a true, historical account of the attack on Pearl Harbor.

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