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1 of 10 WORST Films Ever Made
WARNING: WATCHING THIS FILM WILL CAUSE SEVERE REACTIONS OF AWEFULNESS, NEAR NAUSEA, DISMAY, SHOCK, DISBELIEF, UTTER BEFUDDLMENT AND POSSIBLE THOUGHTS OF WANTING TO MURxxx THE SCREENPLAY WRITER. This film sucks big time, beyond anything else you've ever even imagined. Brad Pitt plays an other-world creature, who didn't even have a name. It captures the body of a character played by Brad Pitt in the 1st 15 minutes of the film, and when he dies, takes over his body. This creature didn't even have a name (except "Death"), and truly, DOESN'T KNOW JACK ABOUT JACK. LITERALLY, the whole movie is about this creature using Brad Pitt's body to discover the most simply, basic things about human life. I.E. - LIKE A BLOOMING FxxKING IDIOT, IT STARES AT DOOR KNOBS, GLASSES, FOOD, PEOPLE, CHAIRS, LIGHTS, FLOORS, IN TOTALY IDIOT-STATE AMAZEMENT, never having seen anything, never knowing anything, just simply acting like a MORON. For 3 hours, it is shear torture. If you watch this film in entirety, FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST THE WRITER, STUDIO AND PRODUCER. TORTURE WAS OUTLAWED IN THE MODERN WORLD circa the 1700's, and what this film causes to all who watch it MUST BE CONSIDERED AS UNLAWFUL, LIABLE, AT-FAULT, NEGLIGENT action worthy of greatest contempt against those who perpetrated it. Sue for at least $15 Million per person who saw it !!!!

This is a great little sleeper.
Clever plot twists coupled with some outstanding performances makes for very enjoyable cinema. Brad Pitt is here for the ladies viewing enjoyment. Claire Forlani for the lads. (This gal has some serious chops!) Anthony Hopkins is Class personified. This movie did not set the box office on fire. I don't understand why. This is a true gem that missed out on much critical acclaim. Buy it or rent it or whatever, just make sure you watch it.
Highly Commended!

a soft romance
i only watched this because i was pushed into it. But it was a great movie. I loved the outfits and the story was sublte but fantastic. They really payed attention to all the details in this film. I truley loved the end when Joe (Brad Pitt) was looking at the fireworks. It was a true and heart-felt moment. I give this 5 stars.

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