Mean Guns

Mean Guns

Rating: FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! Half Skull, Meh. empty skull, sniff.
Release Date: 28 July, 1998

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what a mean movie FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY!
This movie has people who are inside a prison. They have to kill as many people other people as they can only three can survive in this movie they decided to let only one survive. The winner takes home $10 million. Christopher Lambert character (Luu) "sorry if I spelled it wrong", is a psycho who has fun killing in this movie, he has a little girl who waits in the car during the whole scene. This movie plays alot of mambo music.

CLOCKWORK LEMON FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
MEAN GUNS is a vile, pointless movie with no redeeming qualities. The horrible acting of Ice T has never been so flagrantly evidenced as in this loser. He plays some kind of syndicate lord who assembles all these people who have somehow betrayed the syndicate (this includes for no apparent reason a vampire?). Armed with not only guns but baseball bats, the movie is one long let's see how many people we can kill in ninety minutes. The murders are offensively brutal and with a plot that limps along, one has to wonder why this movie was even made. How can we root for anyone when they are all heartless, cold-blooded killers? Christopher Lambert, the stone faced hero of B movies, even brings along his little daughter to wait in the car while the murders go on. The movie tries to embrace some kind of code of honor among murderers, but is there honor among these low lifes? One female actress, who plays Barbie, is so obnoxious I couldn't wait for her to meet her demise, and it takes a long time to happen, too. With an ending that is so forced and implausible, MEAN GUNS is one mean film, and that doesn't mean you should watch it if you know what I Mean.

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