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Deserves more than 5 stars
I love this movie, when I saw the DVD version and Kevin says what a failure it was at the theaters and all that, who cares, this movie was hilarious, well written, love the cast, even though I'm not a fan of Shannon Doherty. Kevin Smith is my only favorite director, I read, watch anything that is associated with his name, which by accident brings up the Hercules Kevin Smith. I could care less about what critics say, they are usually over the hill people that are into the Titanic, Monster, crap. I was 18 when I saw this movie and still love it to this day, not to mention this tubby b@tch loove's Kevin Smith. I don't think he should close the chapter on Jay and Silent Bob, there is a audience like me that loves his work.

Kevin Smith's best
Mallrats is by far and away Kevin Smith's best and funniest movie. Jason Lee steals this movie as the loud mouthed, comic book collecting Brodie. The fact that this movie survived and was even enhanced by mediocre actors such as Jeremy London, Claire Forlani, and Joey Lauren Adams says a lot about the script and Smith casting these people in the perfect role.

TS (London) and Brodie get dumped by there girls on the same morning and decide to heal at the mall. Brodie's antics and his almost fight outside the comic book store are pure gold. They both end up on Brandi's (Forlani) dad's game show that's being broadcast from the mall. Comedy ensues.

If you watch only one Kevin Smith movie, watch this one (actually, this is the only one really worth watching and it's all encompassingly worth it).

A film about..... well nothing
Two guys get dumped. One is a college student who has the intensity of a doorknob, the other is a comic book fanatic who somehow thinks the mall is 'his'. So they go to the mall for the day. They have somewhat interesting little adventures and we meet almost interesting characters. We got the 15 year old girl who does sex research, a dude who can't see the sailboat in those crazy posters that were all dots, and a mall security guy who wears a 1920's era straw hat.

The 'climax' of this film is when the college guy gets his girlfriend back at the mall while getting onto a dating game show being held at the mall, that just so happens to be run by her father. He of course gets food poisoning from 'ass pretzels'.

Jay and Silent Bob run amock and we even get to see a female topless fortune teller with an edible third nipple.

This flick is good for a few chuckles, but it's pretty much forgetable.

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