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Uhg FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
What a stinky... yucky... pootchie movie. I mean... ew. Really. Just... ew. It was horrible. The only reason people watch this is for... I dunno. "Sex appeal." Do not watch it for the story line. Never buy it as a gift. Just my opinion, and a damn good one for that matter. Toodles. *uhg* DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE THAT STAR THEY MADE ME PUT. Yeah....

The Best Movie In The World!!! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY!
Alright who doesn't like Angelina Jolie? She is a goddess compared to any women actor out there. It really doesn't matter if the plot was mediocre watching Angelina Jolie in anything makes me give it 5 stars!

Fun movie FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff.
I love a movie that has a lot of action. I tried playing a demo of one of the "Lara Croft" video games a couple of years ago, and I wasn't very good at it, so I figured it'd be a lot more cooler to watch instead of playing. WAS I RIGHT. It has adventure with action and fantasy. I guess you either love or you hate video game adaptions. Everybody on this website hated "Super Mario Brothers" and I liked it, and "The Cat In The Hat." I don't know why. That had the same humor as the Grinch. But that's not a video game originally. It's just something that I liked and everyone else, for no reason that I can think of, hated.

Heeeeerrreee'ss the plot:

The Illuminati is some kind of "group" that Lara Croft {Angelina Jolie} has to stop. In order to do that, she needs to find pieces to the Triangle of Light, which goes back to her father's {Jon Voight, her real-life father} past. He had been missing for quite some time and hadn't been found. She has to go and find them on a dangerous quest. I'm not sure what else to say about the plot. I just found this movie to be pretty entertaining. Lara goes on a big adventure that is worth seeing for the special effects and the action!

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