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Release Date: 02 September, 2003 Retail Price: $14.98 OUR Price: $12.99 You SAVE: $1.99! Cast: Complete Cast (16 total) |
Jurassic Park III (Widescreen Collector's Edition) Reviews
A bad movie made by the wrong director
This is a bad movie. Plain and simple. They should have called this "The movie of almost enough whatever..." There is almost enough character developement. Almost enough plot. Almost good enough CGI. Almost a movie that makes you care. Its also scientifically innacurate and too long. Sure, the other movies had innacuracies, but the only ones I can think of are the size of the raptors, upped to about 7 feet, and the spitting dilos, as well as the impossible cloning.
But here, there are inaccuracies left and right. For example, spinosaurus was a fish-eater. Anyone mind explaining to me how it can snap a Tyrannosaurus's neck with teeth made for gripping fish? Shall I go on? The raptors, for example, are also about 13 feet long, stick out in the jungle with there pale white coloring, and have evolved feathers on there heads on there heads in 4 years, which I doubt is even one generation, even for raptors. Then, the Pteranodons can lift a boy who weighs about 100 pounds, or, in other words, there own weight. And why do they have teeth? They don't have teeth!
Now, lets get to the plot inconsistencies. Like the lab. How did the lab go from being in a field surrounded by tall grass to being in a valley srurounded by jungle? And in the end of the movies, there were Pteranodons clearly roaming freely. Now, they're in an aviary (once again, unexplained), they're a differant color, and they've grown teeth. Also, what are the chances that on island with about 20 miles of beach , or probably more, that our "heros" land on the same beach that the militairy lands on to search for them? And how did Billy live? He was clearly dieing from the Pteranodons. Also, I haven't mentioned the numerous minor goofs, including the river running both ways and the Pteranodons pushing open a heavy metal door.
Well, thank you Joe Johnson. You have destroyed the name of Jurassic Park. You have officialy anhiliated a once enjoyable franchise, and smeared it in accuracies and awful plot. You have alienated every true fan of the series. Thank you, Joe Johnson.
two words, pure puke.............
QUIT QUIT THE SEQUELS ALREADY NOW, FOR CHRISTS SAKE. A film with great special effects, no story, no acting, and a climax that Ron Jeremy wouldn't even be proud of. Hollywood, skip the franchise, come up with something new with substance then show your effects. If Sam Neil was eaten I would have given 5 stars, he acts as well as the Baldwins, Bill Paxton, Or Maria Carrey. God, I hate these slap together films, stick in a theater quick and make money. Gotta go, bile is creeping up my throat.
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