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Most authentic
I believe that this movie depicts the most authetic lesbian relationships that I have seen in a long while. It was genuine and moving and I would recommend it to anyone who wants to see real women in real relationships!

* * A lesbian masterpiece!!! **
This is by FAR one of the greatest lesbian movies I have ever seen!! I laughed and I cried. I loved it! In my opinion, this was Sharon Stone and Ellen DeGeneres's BEST performance yet!!
I liked the whole movie but the 3rd segmet was my absolute favorite. Fran and Kal (Stone and DeGeneres) were the most adorable Lesbian couple. They were sweet and funny and complimented each other well. I have watched this about 30 times and it never gets old. They are a middle aged lesbian couple struggling to have a baby, via artifical insemination. The things they go through to bring a baby into this world are difficult, but they have each other to lean on through it all. Their love is very real and believable and they have a few steamy moments with each other that are very *HOT* : ) I highly recommend it if you want great movie to curl up with on a rainy day. I like to watch it alone because you can really get into the charachters of the movie. You start to feel like you are right there with them. The only thing I wish is that it was LONGER!! Especially the last segment with Ellen and Sharon. It would have made a *GREAT* movie. It ended too soon, but I loved every minute of it!!!!!!!!!!

Haven't I seen this somewhere before? And, why watch now?
2 & 1/2 Stars

Are you sure this isn't a prequel to The Hours? Or maybe that one was like the latest Planet of the Apes, a "rethinking" of If These Walls Could Talk 2. So why does anyone watch this stuff?

The average, gender non-specific viewer:
I was curious about a subject that is still (at least subconsciously) taboo. In particular, does DeGeneres' preference / experience allow her to portray a better lesbian character than a straight actress (or is she blaaah in either role)?

The lesbian viewer:
I want to immerse myself in the lifestyle. I'm looking for a character that I can personally identify with. ie. I wish to justify my choices through the gradual, public acceptance of a struggling and / or misunderstood, though iconic Hollywood stereotype.
Personal note - I'll be sure to give a not helpful vote to anyone who doesn't share my values by agreeing that they love this movie.

The college guy:
Even though I won't admit it, I'm really only watching this (impatiently) so I can see chicks makin' out. Yea; hot girl-on-girl, that's the ticket!
Bonus - If I watch it with one of the babes whos' pants I'm trying to get into, she'll think I'm sensitive, and let me score.

The moral viewer:
I was disgusted, but had to see how the other half lives. Why are those actresses wasting their talents on such trash? I'll never watch anything like that again (until next week).

That about wraps it up. If you're mad because I reviewed the psychology of the subject matter more than the movie itself, well uuuuh, wasn't that the point of the flick anyway? That, and dead presidents. Besides, the other 72 reviews, to date, should give you enough idea of what to expect. I'll leave you with this thought: If These Walls Could Talk (2 / too), what would the walls in the closet say?

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