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Flesh for the Beast (Unrated Edtion)Rating:
Release Date: 28 October, 2003 Retail Price: $19.95 OUR Price: $17.96 You SAVE: $1.99! Cast: Complete Cast (9 total) |
Flesh for the Beast (Unrated Edtion) Reviews
Lame. Terrible. Horrible. Buy it now.
This is it, folks. The one you wait for. The PIECES for a new milennium. The not-just-bad-it's horrible-the-it's-beyond-horribly-laughably-bad-so-much-that-it's-wonderful FLESH FOR THE BEAST.
Plot? Why bother? A team of parapsychologists (most of whom resemble real actors - and who use such tools as radios, videocameras and what appears to be a Black-and-Decker electronic stud finder - "we've got paranormal activity every 16 inches!") investigates a mansion haunted by the spirits surrounding an evil con man/pimp/drug pusher - and pagan ritualist! - from the turn of the century. And one-by-one, our team is, you guessed it, flesh for the beast. To be exact, one by one, each horny teammate enters a room, finds a beautiful woman, makes love to her and then finds her turning into a monster and devouring him, usually from the intestines upward. This happens EVERY time to EVERY member of the team. Somehow, evenutally the fellow responsible for the carnage is revealed vis-a-vis a flashback with the WORST throat-slitting effect ever, but by this point, your eyes have glazed over as a result of an endless assault of bare breasts, crotch shots and evisceral munching.
Along the way, we're treated to wonderfully wooden and melodramatic dialogue, quotable snippets such as "makin' my bladder gladder...," and the use of the word "succubus" in the plural "succubi" TWICE. That's right, TWICE. All of this plays along to the sounds of one of the worst horror scores of all times, provided by Buckethead. I was surprised at how poor the score was considering that wearing a KFC bucket on your head while you play the guitar usually makes it sound so much better. Maybe you should wear the bucket on your head while you listen to the score.
You will hate this movie. You will want your money back. And you will immediately want to show this to all of your horror-fan friends. Some things are so bad they must be shared again and again. Luckily for you and me, this is one of them.
Good Atmosphere!
This film is pretty cheaply made and the acting could have been somewhat better. However, there is a lot of potential in this film. The atmosphere and the way the film was shot was pretty effective. The naked vampire women aren't involved in any explicit kind of sex scenes, but are just there to lure the men to their graves. The characters and story line here could have used some work. Overall, not a bad film from the standpoint of the photography and spooky scenery.
This film had the potential to be a good horror film, but it instead succumbs to poor acting and some cheap dialogue. It's sort of caught between trying to be a softporn and being a horror film. It fails in both respects, but I still think the film is worth a view and should receive good marks for its minimal budget and creative camerawork. I'll look out for this director's next film.
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