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For those who want a good laugh FULL SKULL BABY!

This is one of my favorite movies ever. It just makes me laugh, i love stupidity. If you don't like movies that make no sense and you want something intelligent or if you are thinking that this is going to be genius. Go somewhere else...this is a funny/stupid movie. I dont do drugs or drink so you cant say that u were drunk or high when you saw it. So if you just want a odd stupid movie to laugh and to quote. This is a great one, when Ashton Kutcher was still funny. Watch this for a laugh.

Need help... please... I'm begging you... FULL SKULL BABY!

Have you ever had one of those moments where you're very slowly waking up from a good night's sleep, you're about half-awake, and you try to move just the slightest bit... but you can't? Then you concentrate all your will into moving just one of your appendages the slightest inkle... and that doesn't work either? Then you panic, and you try to scream... but no sounds come from your mouth? Isn't that scary?

Now you're probably asking yourself, "Where exactly are you going with this, Zagnorch?" Well, here's the lowdown: I experienced something very similar to what I described in the above paragraph when I watched "Dude, Where's My Car?" for the first time. I discovered that its reputation as one of the dumbest movies of all time is well deserved. But I also found it so compelling, I unable to break eye contact with the screen during the entire presentation. I was also completely paralyzed by the unbearably-retarded-yet-very-watchable goings-on featuring Demi's barely-legal main squeeze, and that weasely-lookin' guy who always plays... well, weasely characters I guess... as the protagonists. I attempted to will my index finger to push the channel-changer button on the cable remote... but it was no use. I even tried to cry out for someone, ANYone, to snap me outta my state of shock... but the only sound that came from my lips was a soft Chihuahua-like whimper that was drowned out by the movie's soundtrack. Fortunately, my ordeal came to a merciful end when the closing credits started rolling, and I was back to normal. Well, back to as normal as I am able to get, anyway...

Needless to say, sitting through "Dude, Where's My Car?" was one of the most nightmarish movie-watching experiences I've ever... um... experienced. But the #ell of it is: I'm itchin' to repeat this experience for some reason!

I'm SICK I tell you! SICK!!!

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ASHTON HAS A BAD HAIR DAY FULL SKULL BABY!

Ashton, why did you let them put you in a movie with hair that made you look more like Demi Moore than Demi does? Oh, well, aside from that, one has to admit that DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR is one ridiculous, but funny, movie. It's so over the top and campy, you can't help but get caught up in the hilarity. Kutcher and Seann William Scott are perfect for the roles of the stupid dudes, shibby me timbers! Between them, they must have the iq of a slug, but that's what this movie needs. And it's got lots more: hot chicks from space; a macho challenge from cameo star Fabio; a collection of space nerds led by a fellow who tells everyone to make sure they're quiet when they leave cause his mother is taking a nap; a transexual stripper who speaks with a deep voice but looks pretty sexy; a herd of wild ostriches; Jennifer Garner absolutely horrible as one of the twin girlfriends (hard to believe this is the same talented actress from 13 GOING ON 30 and ALIAS). While definitely not a classic, DUDE reminded me of what Abbott and Costello or Laurel and Hardy might look like in the 21st century. So if you want to laugh and just smack yourself in the head for watching a really silly movie, this one's for you.

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