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Release Date: 05 March, 2002 Retail Price: $24.98 OUR Price: $22.48 You SAVE: $2.50! Cast: |
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dark asylum- worst movie ever
You can tell by the other reviews that this movie is pretty bad. Actually, 1 star is too much for a rating. It is amazing how this movie got produced. I laughed pretty hard most of the movie, as did my friend. You know when you see a train wreck, you just gotta look? This movie is the same way. Poor story, bad acting, bad writing, lame effects, just awful. We watched the movie and got some good laughs, but it seems like it never ends.
NUTHOUSE BLUES
There are so many implausibilities and coincidences in DARK ASYLUM, one would think at least one of them would be suspenseful. Alas and alack, no such luck. We get the ever interminably boring Larry Drake as the Trasher, a serial killer who has murdered several people and hidden their bodies in the cities sewer system. They catch him and lock him up in a soon to be closed down asylum, waiting for the feds to pick him up at midnight. This asylum also houses Dr. Jurgen Prochnow, an elderly psychiatrist who wants one last chance to make Drake talk. Paulina Portikova couldn't be more trite and boring if she tried; Judd Nelson as an inmate and janitor tries hard but his scenes are so small that he can't save the sinking ship. The cops are all stupid, and why in the world are there hand grenades in a mental hospital? Little suspense is generated, and the film's climactic ending routine.
Some of the camera work is interesting, so it's not a total bomb...but it's not far!
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