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I really didn't like this movie
I expected "Cold Mountain" to live up to all the reviews and the fact that it was nominated for an Academy Award. I was very disappointed. Nicole Kidman couldn't act her way out of a paper bag although her hair was beautiful at all times. Jude Law had about a dozen lines to say and the rest of the time he spent looking anguished. Oh, but he DID walk a long way I guess. I would probably look anguished, too. The only saving grace in this film was Renee Z. But even she could not oversome the self-importance and just plain boringness of this production. I wish I could get my money back.

Dude...Where's My Musket?
This civil war epic stars Ashton Kutcher as a Confederate guy getting ready to go off to war and short of taking off, meets Pamela Sue Anderson and in about 15 minutes, they fall in love and then he's off to fight the Federales.

She remains behind and apparently isn't bright enough to even feed herself. Gillian Anderson shows up and serves as some kind of pseudo-hired hand type and helps her take care of bidness on the farm...

After they get the farm going and manage to fend off the Home Guard, Anderson X 2 encounters some type of alien lifeform in a swamp and they manange to escape with the help of David Duchovny. Duchovny is a Federal soldier trying to find his way back from the war to start a leather tanning business.

Along the way, Duchovny and Kutcher find themselves on the same train. They end up skipping out before the movie ends and heading to Seattle for a Nirvana reunion. The remainder of the movie is Anderson X 2 planting corn and chasing some goats. That's about it for this movie...Not too bad to watch if you like civil war alien flicks and alot of glamour shots...


Can you say "Ho Hum".
This is one of the most boring films I've seen in a while! It's very stupid too. I can't believe it was nominated for an academy award. I mean really, COME ON!

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