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Great Movie, Great DVD (or Laserdisk).
I'm not going to tell the plot of Clerks, since tons of other reviewers have already done that, but instead I'm going to focus of the DVD, because I don't feel enough people write about that.

First off here's the special features:

Audio Commentary: This commentary features a nearly countless amount of people, but mostly Kevin Smith with the occasional tid bit from actor Brian O' Halloran (also known as Brian Christopher O' Halloran) or producer Scott Mosier. Funnily, Jason Mewes showed up drunk for the recording of this and lies on the floor past out most of the time, sometimes waking up to swear or scream "Snootchie Bootchies." Obviously only one mike was used for this, but that never bothered me much, because the commentary is a load of fun, with tons of interesting things and laughs. I like this much better than the overrated Mallrats commentary.

Deleted Scenes With Introductions by Kevin Smith: There are about 6 deleted scenes, almost all of them extended bits, but all of them interesting. Ones I particularly liked were the longer Gum Guy's speech, the longer conversation with Dane and Veronica, and the longer talking between Veronica and Randal. The only completely additional scene is in #3 where Randal tries to pursuade a customer to rent Smokey and the Bandit 3. Not very funny, but interesting. The introductions to the scenes by Kevin Smith are very good, short and to the point, where as in all the other DVDs he rambles on for about two minutes about why you should visit Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash or mumbles or wastes time going "Um," you get my point. In these intros he simly states what you'll find new in the scene and then you view, I think the longest intro is about thirty seconds. Excellent.

Original Ending: The shocking original ending is included for your enjoyment, and it is obvious why it was cut, although I personally love the scene and think it'd be a great ending to the film. Why? Because it ends on a downer, just like Dante and Randal talk about early in the film, and is more realistic (OK, maybe not, but I like it). Sit through the short set of credits for a breif cameo by director Smith. The ending features an introduction where Smith states how happy he is that the scene was cut. Interesting.

Music Video: The funny music video for Soul Asylum's "Can't Even Tell", featuring a recreation of the hockey scene, in color no less! It's an interesting look at what if would be like if the movie was in color, but it's also a pretty good song, and the video is entertaining, measuring around four and a half minutes. Introduction by Smith is included, which is pretty interesting.

Theatrical Trailer: The film's original trailer is included with introduction by Smith, where he states how crazy he is for it and that it's one of his favorite trailers ever. It's a nice trailer and all, but really, it is just a trailer, and I think he sees into it more than most people will (though I read a review that called the trailer "a piece of film itself").

Anyway, those are the extras. It doesn't look like much, but quality overwhelms quantity, and all these extras are very cool, and worth your time.

The sound and picture on the film is fine, at least when you think about it. Remember Clerks cost less than a car to make, and the picture is consistently grainy throughout, as well as black and white (oh boo hoo to all you people who can't watch a black and white movie), but I could always tell what was going on, and after about two minutes, I got used to the grain (you will, too). The sound is a 2.0 surround sound that is always clear and never bothersome. There's minor hiss, but barely irritating (or noticeable).

Anyway, I like CLerks a lot, although most people won't watch it because of the black and white picture and a lot of people find it boring, but I just don't understand how anyone could find a movie with such great acting and dialouge boring. Well, if you need an explosion or a bunch of action every ten minutes.....

Hope you liked my review (kind of long, sorry), and please vote if it was helpful. Thank you for reading.

One Of The Funniest Movies Ever
Yes it's true; Clerks is black and white, has no real movie stars--just casted with old high-school and college buddies, and was made on only a $27,000 budget. Most people would think that with that kind of start--a good movie would be impossible to make. Not for Kevin Smith...

Clerks follows a day in the lives of two overworked counter jockies who hate their jobs more than anything. The convenient store worker, Dante, is on his day off and is planning on sleeping in and playing hockey in the afternoon. Early in the morning, the boss calls him and tells him that the other guy is sick and cant come in. Dante agrees to work as long as the boss shows up at noon to take over. From there the day only gets worse for Dante and his best friend and video store worker, Randal. During the course of the day they manage to [upset] almost every costumer, learn things about their sex lives, play hockey on the roof, and even attend a wake (which the scene ends in one of the funniest ways).

This movie made Kevin Smith a huge star. All it took was the hilarious Clerks to start him off and by the next year, he had already made another movie with stars like Jason Lee and Ben Affleck. And from there made movies with even more stars like Joey-Lauren Adams, Matt Damon, Shannon Elizabeth, and still keeps his old "Clerks" buddies like Brian O'Halleran and Jeff Anderson, and of course Jason Mewes.

Clerks is definatly one of the funniest movies ever and IS the funniest Kevin Smith movie out of the New Jersey series. Watch out for "Jay and Silent Bob's" first movie appearance which was followed by roles in Kevin Smith's other movies and even their own movie. This is Kevin Smith at his best.

"Clerks" runs for about 95 minutes. It is rated R for extremely explicit sexual dialogue and for strong language. It originally was rated NC-17. Not reccomended for anyone under 17.

Impressive that it was made by a young man,
but by the time you are 30, you'll know and understand everything this film has to say. I'm an old fart, thus I didn't really learn anything from Clerks, but it had some interesting parts from a cinematic perspective. Net, net, don't see this unless you are under 30, or are really interested in film.

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