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"If you hate yourself....
..then you will hate 'Charlie's Angels'!" So says director McG in his audio commentary and that statement alone qualifies him as one of the BIGGEST wankers in Hollywood.

This whole movie is a waste of life for everybody concerned. The producers must be aware that the audience for this kind of garbage is primarily one of cretin simplicity, yet they set out to insult even THEIR meagre intelligence.

Look at the price of this disc and observe the fact that there are over 200 used copies available, starting at just over a dollar, and you will have some idea of the worth of this total piece of junk.... oh yes, and the sexual innuendo (it's as subtle as a sledge hammer) runs as thick as pig poop. Totally sickening all round, and Cameron Diaz is a hag and a half. Drew Barrymore isn't much better. Angels with mud-butt. Flush this disc down the sewey-hole with the rest of the waste... it stinks!

1 star for John Cleese who looks completely befuddled and lost among hacks like Pink, Eve (?), and other assorted nobodies, like Owen Wilson's brother, in cameo roles.

If you thought the first Charlie's Angel's movie was bad, bring a barf bag for THIS travesty... you'll NEED it!


A movie that's dumber than a box of rocks
Charlie's Angels Full Throttle: Words can't describe how stupid this movie is. A puerile hodgepodge of special effects, allegedly hot women in skintight clothes, explosions, and more explosions. Watching this inane movie I had to plug my ears with cotton to keep my brains from pouring out of them. I've seen MST3K movies that made more sense.
Say what you will about the original 70's TV show it was never as mindless as this waste of celluloid. In addition to the "jiggle", there was some semblance of a plot and a story in each episode. This movie is nothing more than a bunch of ridiculous action scenes and special effects pasted together and set to 1980's music. The script has no dialogue the characters have no personality, and the special effects are just there to be there.
The plot if you can call it one: Two rings contain the world's -whatever are stolen by a rogue angel played by washed up Demi Moore trying to make a comeback ten years too late. Charlie sends his three stooges (Barrymore looks like Larry to me in this movie, Liu, acts like Moe, and Cameron Diaz might make a decent Curly if she shaved her head.) to go after her and get the rings back. Everything leads up to a big fight between the three stooges and Shemp. (Moore)
Director McG is has revolutionized filmmaking with this movie: He's the first man able to direct a movie dumber than a box of rocks. No, strike that, it's offensive to both the intelligence of the box and the rocks inside it. I actually think if I put a picture a box of rocks onscreen for two hours it would be more entertaining and make more sense than this movie. The fast moving frames of this brain melting drivel don't come together to form a cohesive story; they just seem to be there because he wants them there.
I don't know who's more retarded the braindead executives who greenlit these orange crayon scribbles calling itself a screenplay, the producers who invested over a hundred million dollars to make this dreck, or the stars who agreed to act in it after reading the puerile script written by chimpanzees high on LSD and Red Bull. Perhaps we the audience are the most mentally deficient because we keep spending money to see this trash even though we know it's garbage. I just know this: I will never watch another movie directed by guys with pretentious one-word names like McG, or Pitof.
There are no good performances here. Everyone in this movie is just here for the paycheck. Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore are just three cardboard cutouts with cell phones taped to them. Bernie Mac needs something to do in between takes for the Bernie Mac show, and Demi Moore is just here to show off what $20,000 worth of plastic surgery bought her. She'd have been better off spending her money on acting lessons, yoga, and groceries for her household or something else worthwhile.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR BRAIN AVOID THIS MOVIE! If you want to watch a silly "jiggle" movie, pick up Hamburger: the Movie, Porky's or Hot Dog: The movie. As stupid as these movies are, they all seem to look intelligent compared to Charlie's Angels Full Throttle. At least those movies have a cohesive plot structure and one-dimensional characters you can relate to in some way.


Well played out movie.
This has some of my favorite actress\actors in it, Demi Moore, Camerton Diaz, Drew Berrymore, Matt Leblanc. Lucy Lei was really good in this movie too! I own this movie and have actually watched in several times in the last 2-3 days. I love this movie and I greatly recommend watching it.

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