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Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (Special Unrated Widescreen Edition) Customer Reviews (1 - 3 of 65 Reviews)

Loud, obnoxious, pathetic attempt at entertainment for morons. FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
This film has plenty of mindless action, impossible (to the point of laughable) stunts, and a healthy supply of sexual inuendo. It has all of the ingredients of a large scale "jane bond" (times three) but the finished product will still leave you feeling like you just ate some really bad fast food. A pounding headache is also quite normal after a viewing since complete suspension of disbelief is required.

The "camp" level is turned up so high that it doesn't mix well with the seriousness of the violence and action. Or is it the other way around? Something "fun" could have been done with this material, these actors, and the money spent on FX. But instead we're treated to a collection of loud, mind numbing, rediculous stunts all held together by smirks, quips, winks, and a plot as thick as dental floss. It all comes down to a horrible script lacking any true sense of "fun". For those who argue that this film actually lives up to every "simple" thing that it's "supposed to be" - let me refine my review to just one "simple" sentence:

This movie is a big piece of crap for really, really stupid people!

-JM

It's OK, but the first part was better... FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
The story is pretty good, but it's a little boring, and I skip a few parts sometimes. The last action scene in Hollywood is okay, it's not that good, either. I think the first part was much, much better, but this one wasn't so bad.

I liked it alot FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff.
I know everyone is going to say that my reveiw is not useful before they even read it but thats ok. I thought that this movie was a great ride. Its fun fluff and is not ment to be taken seriously. Thats where its strenght is. It know exactly what vibe it wants to give off and it does that perfectly. The action is really well choreographed and the actresses are good and making their angel an individual, not in the "crash" way, but in the "mary-kate and ashley" way. Im so happy that Lucy Lui made this movie because i was so tired of seeing her as a angery serious character, but rather wanted to see her bubbly side. The cinematoraphy is B-E-A-Utiful. Everything is alive with color from the boxes in the irish mob boat, to Cameron Deiz's wet beach hair. The look of this movie is great. The story is slim and the movie is very silly but i personally dont want to sit through a History of Violence everytime i go and see a action movie. But then again...i might just be alone on that one....

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