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funny money
uhhhh man!
this movie is freakin' crazy!
okay. so this dude fights with other dudes and his girl drowns and he goes crazy and smacks some ol' dudez. then he puts stick in a cross and it starts to bleed and picks up a dixie cup and drinks.
then like 200 years later or somethin' this young dude goes to this old dude who wearing red and got funky hair to sign contract or something but he gets raped by some ugly twoheaded chicks. oh yea and the dude in red liked the young dude's girl and he wanted to get funky so he dress up in a halloween costume like wolfman and hid in the ship or something.
meanwhile his girl at home is gettin funky with her friend and they all get it on. the dude in red really likez this chick so after he done partyin on the ship he got off and raped the young chick's friend and sucked her blood and run away.
then he meets the young chick and they get it on real bad. then he rapes her friend again and she dies but then gets alive and tries to pull a kid in the coffin but another old dude stops her. then she tries to kiss this noob but he was stupid but old dude saved him.
then the young dude marries his girl but she gets possed by demon or somethin and she gets all crazy and funky and they put her in train and they all take vacation.
the old dude wants the girl back so chases inside a box with mud. then the sun falls down and they all fight and old dude gets wounded and starts to bleed like crazy so this chick takes to his hangout where he dies and she makes out with his ugly face.
its funny movie, yall. if you like a good laugh get this thing. i like it!

Great LOVE story!
I've read some of the reviews listed here.Many make fun of the movie.Gee, they must all be "Freddy" or "Friday the 13th" fans!Granted, Keannu Reeves was the wrong choice for J.Harker.His acting being stiff and dull.But, the rest of the movie is great!Gary Oldmans performance is outstanding! This movie is a love story. I have read Mr.Stokers book 2 times. This movie is the closest rendition given in accordance to the written word! It may not be verbatum, but it works! If you like Dracula flicks and you like a good romance, this movie is for you. When Prince Vlad meets Mina, he tells her "I have crossed oceans of time (to find you)." AHHH...true love!

misbegotten in more ways than one
arguably the nadir of coppolas career, this mishmash can lay claim to keanu reeves's clunkiest performance. a second star cuz the sex scene is fun.

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