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Not Julia's best work.. FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
Being a huge Julia Roberts fan, I was excited when I heard she was doing this movie. The previews looked good, the plot seemed cute, but a bit of a surprise that Julia was kind of taking a back seat to Catherine Zeta Jones.

After the first round of my friends saw it and panned it, I held off seeing it in the theater and got it on DVD. My intuition was right.

It's not that this is a bad movie, it's just not up to par with other JR movies. Maybe because her character was given second billing.. I don't particularly care for Catherine Zeta Jones, and the part she played in this movie didn't help. Thankfully, though the makers alluded to Julia Roberts' character having lost a lot of weight, they didn't subject us to her in a fat suit a la Gwyneth Paltrow.. like anyone would ever believe, even in a movie, that Julia would ever be less than beautiful.

Given that the movie had a lot of star power in it (JR, CZ-J, Billy Crystal, John Cusack) it was just a bit of a bad use of the typical Julia Roberts romantic comedy. Go with "My Best Friend's Wedding" or one of her better movies if you're looking for a funny, entertaining Julia Roberts film.

It had all the makings, but falls flat in the end. FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! FULL SKULL BABY! empty skull, sniff. empty skull, sniff.
'America's Sweethearts' had all the makings - A romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts and John Cusack, with a little Billy Crystal mixed in to boot. The problem? It's a little too slick, a little too Hollywood. One can't quite seem to get passed that 'she' is Julia Roberts and 'he' is John Cusack. The two protagonists are having a tender moment on the couch... But they're not protagonists: they're Julia and John: Two very-rich, very pampered movie stars. Roberts plays the ugly-duckling sister of mega-starlet Catherine Zeta Jones. Zeta Jones and Cusack, meanwhile, play a fictional former 'Tom and Nicole' - THE movie star couple. But the two's marriage hits the skids and it's up to Roberts to get them back together. It sounds great on paper, but the actors and script never really mesh. Hank Azaria, as Zeta Jones's scorned lover, adds some fun to the film. Overall, however, 'America's Sweethearts' misses the target.

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The question before us is this: how does one take an all star cast - a veritable who's who of today's top screen personalities, including Julia Roberts, Billy Crystal, Catherine Zeta-Jones, John Cusack, Hank Azaria, Stanley Tucci, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin - and produce a film as thoroughly inept and wretched as "America's Sweethearts"? I'm not sure I have the answer to the question, but I am certainly willing to take a crack at formulating some possible explanations.

Perhaps the fault lies in the thoroughly insipid and inane storyline, which might actually have provided the pretext for some pretty sharp satire - if only the filmmakers had known what they were doing. In this fictional Hollywood, Gwen Harrison (Zeta-Jones) and Eddie Thomas (Cusack) have been America's favorite couple both on screen and off for a number of years. Their movies are almost guaranteed to be sure-fire box office bonanzas - until now that is. Just recently, Gwen has moved in with a Latin actor named Hector, bringing to an end not only the famous marriage but also the lucrative career of the once-happy couple. Eddie has spent the last year at a Zen-type meditation retreat, trying to come to terms with all that has happened. Meanwhile, the studio is worried about how to promote the soon-to-be-released final film to feature the defunct couple, the solution being to get publicist Lee Phillips (Crystal) to gather everyone involved in the making of the movie together for a press junket at an out-of-the-way hotel in Nevada with the express purpose of convincing the public that there is some chance that the estranged divorcees might be contemplating a reconciliation.

As I stated earlier, the plot could provide some juicy fodder for satirizing the workings of the movie industry, but writers Billy Crystal and Peter Tolan have failed to provide even a modicum of wit for the occasion. It's awfully hard to identify with or be charmed by characters who are either self-centered and whiny (Gwen) or wimpy and whiny (Eddie). We really don't like either of these people and, frankly, when we see them together, we don't believe for a second that the movie going public would be as enamored of them as the people in the movie we are watching keep telling us they are. We also don't swallow the fact that Gwen's sister, Kiki (Roberts), would put up with her spoiled sister's tyrannical manipulations for two seconds let alone her whole lifetime. When Eddie and Kiki finally wake up to the truth about Gwen and begin to discover the romantic attraction that exists between them, we feel like we are already five narrative miles ahead of them - a position one doesn't want to be in when the need for audience identification with the characters is as crucial as it is in a film like this one.

Most of the attempts at humor in the film are obvious and crude, whether they involve Hector's insultingly contrived Spanish accent, a scene of a dog nuzzling Phillips' crotch, or a juvenile masturbation gag involving Eddie lurking outside Gwen's hotel room. Even the film-within-a-film, when it is finally unveiled to us, is a total letdown. Although Walken brings a cleverness and energy to his overwritten role of the film's eccentric-genius director, the movie that he finally unspools for the curious press and studio onlookers involves humor of only the most obvious kind. That leads to a final confrontation scene - in which the characters act out their little real life drama for the benefit of the dumbfounded and aghast audience - that is utterly idiotic, inane and unbelievable. Crystal's performance as the nervous-Nelly publicist involves little more than nonstop dithering in the form of cynical quips and wisecracks. It is grating and annoying from start to finish. Only Julia Roberts manages to register as a likable person now and then - but even she can do only so much in a role as shallow in its conception as this one is.

To say that "America's Sweethearts" is one of the worst romantic comedies of the past several years would be to belittle it. Considering the pedigree of so many of the people involved in its making and the expectations that inevitably go along with that pedigree, "America's Sweethearts" is one of the worst romantic comedies of any number of years.

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